rockerBOO

• 2007-09-13

  Let’s face it: most any game made before 1993 was ridiculous.

  • A yellow circle devours pills and fruit in order to kill ghosts.
  • A mad bomber deposits his deadly payload near combustible bricks, hoping to uncover roller skates, hands, boots, and flames.
  • Two dinosaurs blow bubbles around cave monsters.
  • A lone earth ship must stop a fleet of alien invaders using only horizontal movement, a single pellet gun, and the ability to hide behind disintegrating pyramids. Luckily, the aliens are retarded and descend towards Earth a single step at a time.
  • A sentient marble tries to navigate a treacherous course.
  • A jouster mounted on a flying ostrich competes with a rival above a lava-filled pit for golden eggs.
  • A family travels to Oregon.